Tuesday, 26 May 2015

GYM, FITNESS AND THE BAKCHOD INDIAN

We all live in a free country. We all can do anything we want

BUT why not focus on FITNESS

Is the temptation of food so strong that we skip our daily exercises

Is this a situation where our heart wins over our physical needs

OR I would say we are ALREADY FIT ..??

We INDIANS are proud people
We take pride in our so called "family packs"and "beer belly".

Our minds are as weak as water... we take whatever shape our body allows us (we can take any shape according to our diets)

We assume our physical fitness to be amazing... although in reality it is on the contrary quite opposite


Western culture has really made its presence felt... We are now heavily reliant on McDonalds and Dominoes and Pizza Hut and many others for our so called DINNER OUTINGS and TREATS.

We feel a sense of accomplishment if we somehow manage to get a treat by our friends on any matter.
"oohhh.. you got a new hair cut.. paaarrrttttyyyyy man"
"dudeee... you got dumped .... breakup parttyyyyy ... oooo yeahhhh"

We truly have become magnificent in the matters related to our stomachs, we really need something to feed our 'tiny' belly (every 1-2 hours).

Our culture. Our lives. Our relationships. Our everything has now been influenced by western culture.

But we have failed to catch up with the good stuff

We are her wasting our time ... instead of improving our lives


This has been expertly visualized by Baba Sehgal in this video.....

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Thursday, 21 May 2015

AIB and the BAKCHOD INDIAN

We have all heard of AIB (All India Bakchod) due to its recent escapade "AIB Knockout": the roast starring Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor and Karan Johar as the host.

The show was aired on YouTube in 3 parts on 28th January, though it was removed from YouTube on 3rd February.

Reason being the countless FIRs against the show on grounds of obscene language. The FIR was launched against 14 persons including actors Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor and filmmaker Karan Johar.





well why all this BAKCHODI:

1. Salman Khan criticized Karan Johar to take part in the show ( despite not having seen the show himself ) even though his mother was sitting in the first row.

2. The show recieved many relegious comments, thereby forcing the AIB Team to offer an unconditional appology to the Christian and Archdiocese community for any offence caused to the relegious sentiments

3. Many have come in support for AIB and the concept of freedom of speech. 

4. Kamaal R Khan is known for his controversial statements and when it comes to AIB, he put up a review of the same on YouTube. In the video he said, "In AIB's show it was said that Sonakshi is so fat and what not. And she was laughing at it but when I said something, Sonakshiji said that I do not respect women. Why such hypocrisy? Also why is Parineeti Chopra not saying anything now? but she immediately blocked me when I commented about her weight. Why such double standard?"

5. In response to Aamir Khan's statements, Anurag Kashyap posted a link on his Facebook page where Aamir had spoken in defence of the DK Bose song from the movie Delhi Belly (produced by Aamir Khan). Aamir had said, "I have already informed my audiences that it is an adult film. Please do not go with your kids and those who have a problem with this kind of language shouldn't come either. I try my best to inform the audiences before-hand. Then they can decide themselves. If the audience is adult, they can decide themselves. So from my end I do all these things for my fans."


Every coin has 2 sides, in the same way comedy has 2 sides. one being the amusement (for the jester) and the other being despair (for the jested).

These actors signed up for the show to display their good sense of humour by being laughed at. The audiences had been warned about the adult content in the program, just like in the film Delhi Belly, where we were warned by Amir Khan himself about the films mature content.

Freedom of Speech and Expression are our birth rights. Our judicial system agrees upon this with all its might. 

We might have the freedom of speech and freedom of expression,
BUT,
IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT WE CAN USE WHATEVER LANGUAGE WITH ANYONE, THAT TOO ANYWHERE.


The AIB KNOCKOUT has sparked a controvertial debate between the expressionists and religious literature.


“Speak, for your lips are free,

Speak, for your speech is yet your own,

Speak, for the truth is till now alive,

Speak, for your life is still your own.”

-FAIZ


WHAT IS BAKCHODI ?


 BAKCHODI is the "art of living" by a BAKCHOD 




Top words similar to BAKCHODI:
1. Crazy Guy
2. Bakchod
3. Chootiya/Chutiya

factually BAKCHODI means TIME - PASS.

DEFINITION:
it is a slang used by people usually youngesters to express BOTTOMLESS GOSSIP.




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